This page is dedicated to that smashing film, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. This is one of the funniest, most original films I've seen in a long time. Mike Myers, who also wrote the screenplay, stars as Austin, a British agent from the 60's who volunteers to be cryongenicaly frozen when his arch-nemesis, Dr. Evil (also Myers) escapes Earth in a Bob's Big Boy. When Dr. Evil returns in 1997 and holds the world randsom for $1 Million dollars...I mean, $100 Billion dollars, the Ministry of Defense thaws him out. Now, it's up to Austin to save the world, shag Vanessa, destroy the Fembots, capture Dr. Evil, and use his Swedish-made penis enlarger. "That's not my bag, baby!"

Some Shagadelic Links

AP2 Premiere in LA: Win a trip to see the premiere!
Official Austin Powers Page: Orginal New Line Site.
Original Trailer: Watch three different previews.
Trailer for APII: Watch the full preview for The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Austin Powers Soundtrack: Listen to tracks from the flic via Real Audio.
Video clips: Watch some clips from the film.
Film's Cast: Cast listing of Austin Powers.
Austin Powers WAVS: Extensive list of sounds from AP.
Japanese Austin Powers Page: He's shagging in the orient!
Smashing Homepage: Great site with updates and info on Austin Powers 2!
Austin Powers: The Shag-a-Thon: good fan site with tons of sounds.
The Austin Powers Swinging Shindig: Yeah baby!
The Austin Powers Switched On Website: Guaranteed to make you horny.
My Corvette Page: No, I'm not compensating for anything.
My Main Page: Back to where it all started.
My Info Page: Be afraid, be very afraid.
My Beastie Boys Page: No sleep till Brooklyn.
My Hate Page: A list of people and things that need to go.
Time Magazine Person Of the Century: Vote for me, H.K. Michael Jaeggi.
My Third Watch Fan Page: #1 Third Watch site on the internet!
mikejaeggi@yahoo.com
Atlanta, GA

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Austin's shagged birds today.

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Smashing Audio Files

Austin: His favorite question, and be honest!
Austin: His view on contraceptives
Austin: Oh behave.
Austin: Allow myself to introduce...myself.
Austin: That's not your mother, baby.
Austin: Nerd alert!
Austin: He likes to give his a little "how's your father".
Dr. Evil: Talking about his torture devices.
Dr. Evil: His thoughts on the Fembots
Dr. Evil: He didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school for this!
Dr. Evil: There's nothing like a shorn one.
Dr. Evil: Throw him a bone, people!
Dr. Evil: He's got a whole bag of these.
Dr. Evil and Scott: His thoughts on Scott's career goals
Scott: You can feel the love.
Alotta Fagina: Come again?
Patty O'Brien: Everyone's always after these.
Big Texan (Tom Arnold): You tell that turd who's boss.

Cheeky Images

Austin: with Vanessa escaping in a cart.
Austin and Fembots: Talk about torture
Austin and Fembots: Now that's a headlock.
Austin: Hopping in his Jaguar XKE
Austin: Dancing in swinging London.
Austin: Looking smashing after cryogenic freezing.
Dr. Evil: What's with Mr. Bigglesworth?
Swedish Made Penis Enlarger: That's not his bag, baby!
Vannessa Kensington: I bet she shags like a minx.
Alotta Fagina: She's one randy bird.
Austin's ID: To get into the Electric Pussycat Swingers Club.
Me and Mike Myers: Coming Soon!
Autographed Poster: Coming Soon!
Autographed Soundtrack: Coming Soon!
Cool APII Screensaver: Very randy indeed.